Since I’m not a huge sports guy and still want to be recognized as manly, I invented Steakball: Man’s Manliest Sport. I know what you’re thinking: “Durrr, did you just take football and have people play it with a ball[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve submitted quite a few lolcats in my time, as have most respectable men. It’s strange to think lolcats haven’t even been around a full year yet. Even though there are NO bad lolcats (with the exception of those ones[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In many ways, money is like a lawnchair… I’m not going to explain the analogy, you’re just going to have to take my word for it.
I went to Best Buy today to pick up Battlestar Galactica: Razor. There were two other dudes standing in the DVD aisle it was in. I find 3 copies left and reach down and take one, wondering if the other[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Going to bed is the worst. I’m working on it, but I usually don’t go to bed until 4am or so. I’m not “swamped” or an insomniac. There are just too many things you have to do before going to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Scientists have developed units for measuring all kinds of variables such as mass, energy, velocity, brightness…the list goes on and on. But in the 50 or so years that science has been around, it has neglected units for measuring beauty[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Filler Blog Entry That Sucks It’s Wednesday…I don’t think I’ve ever had anything to say on any Wednesday ever.
2-Panel Garfield: The Future of Humor I added Garfield to my iGoogle page and because of window’s framing, the 3rd panel of the comic strip was always cut off…leaving me with pure comedy gold. Observe: Add Garfield to your iGoogle.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Action’s Eleven I don’t like the Ocean’s 11 series. The first one was good I guess, but did anyone watch 12 or 13? Yeah, I didn’t either. Although I don’t have the budget for this YET, I am working on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…