strippy

Going to bed is the worst. I’m working on it, but I usually don’t go to bed until 4am or so. I’m not “swamped” or an insomniac. There are just too many things you have to do before going to bed. Set alarm, take off clothes (yes, all of them…do it!), the whole mouth extravaganza; brush, floss, mouthwash… I like to combine the three and call it “floshing”…

I just searched for “floshing” and the first result is supposedly a woman “floshing” but this is obviously complete bullshit. Everyone knows I invented the term just now, not someone else in the recent/distant past.

So anyway, going to bed is the worst. I stay up for at least a few hours not doing anything fun otherwise there is guilt associated with it. You have to stay at the computer and look at your email/facebook. Cause those are just little things. You could have watched a whole movie or two, but that would have been an event. Little things like checking your email 100 times doesn’t count.

And then there’s getting up. Assuming the pain went away immediately afterwards, wouldn’t you accept a punch in the face for an extra hour of sleep? I would. It’s never worked though. The pains stays.